Friend: no prob, he’s the apple of my dick
Me: is your dick spotted?
Friend: it’s open for debate

This is almost as if Jimbo wrote it:

“I thought it my duty to hint at the discomfort my aunt would when you were with us. You are qualified for many good things.
within her, while she preserved her outward stiffness and Affecting to laugh, she got an opportunity of putting her hand to
afraid of the [...]