…they prefer my cock over your mother.

In honor to our little computerized asshole that interjects and corrects our spelling/grammar when we type. Begining on Sept 27th and going till Oct 6th I will let spellcheck correct any and all mistakes!
Here are the rules to participate: (if you wanna)

Always choose the first choice (unless used more than once)
Type words that you [...]

Ok.. So I’m a critic/collector at heart. I like to spend my time watching and collecting (500+) strange and bad as shit movies as well as avoiding the magic shitballs of shit laden smegma that hollywood shits out it’s little shit window. (Did I say shit enough?) So now here I am, I haven’t bought [...]

I’m really bored at work, I’ve been working on the same (generally) project for the past year and a half and at this point I think shitting in a bucket and photographing it sounds likea blast! As a matter a-fact I think I’m going to do it, call it scat quest or something like [...]

Fetish Genre Porn!
Reply to: gigs-204048467@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-09-07, 3:00AM CDT
Seeking amputee midgets for new bicycle fetish genre porn. Must be flexible and willing to accommodate large objects.Ages 18+ only, 3+ forms of ID needed.
Latex allergy tested
We provide the bicycles
Must be willing to sign a very specific consent

no — it’s NOT ok to contact [...]

Reply to: pers-204049209@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-09-07, 3:05AM CDT
I have a very specific fetish and am looking for a ‘pardner’ to have ufn with. Screw long walks on the beach and let me put keys in your ass. Looking for a 25+ lady with a tough dispotion to work a few keys into her. Can you take [...]

Deformities Welcome
Reply to: gigs-204050034@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-09-07, 3:14AM CDTGentlemans club in nwi seeking unique women to cater to our many kinds of clients. we are have atypical tuesdays in whcich we showgase womens 20+ with unique attrtibutes. not all handycapped wlcome, must be able to walk and dance.CAN KEEP ALL TIPS!!

no — it’s NOT [...]

I never knew your contents on craigslist, since you were deleted the moment you hit the main listing.. Nor do I know what a Dansuesse or a Chamring is.. but I can only imagine.. You will be sorely missed… *weep*